Video games are killing me.

Cause of death: gameplay footage from Rise of the Tomb Raider and Uncharted 4.

I'm a long-time fan of both these franchises. TR is one of the first games I ever played (TR3, to be specific) and I love archaeology, history, treasure hunting, and adventure. Action movies are my bread and butter, and these games have that vibe to them.

I mean, look at this:

I just - ugh! And damn, if I don't have a crush on Nathan Drake. That's one pixelated man that could marry this, if he wanted to.

And THIS:

I CAN'T. IT'S KILLING ME. PERFECTION. TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD. 

Now I'm gonna go scream some more.